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"According to the Washington Post, Barack Obama and actress Scarlett Johansson
are email buddies. Apparently they email each other back and forth. So, you've
got a 23-year-old gorgeous, blonde actress emailing a married presidential
candidate. Well, what could go wrong there? Not to be outdone today, John
McCain admitted he had been exchanging flirty emails with Angela Lansbury."
--Jay Leno

"CNN reports that John McCain is aggressively trying to win over the independent
vote. Yeah, of course, to John McCain, independent means anyone who can make it
to the toilet without help." --Conan O'Brien

"And John McCain is campaigning very hard. Every day I pick up the newspaper,
he's someplace else. He's got a new strategy. Well John McCain just announced
he wants to do a series of town hall meetings where he'll meet with the public.
Yeah, it's all part of McCain's 'Speak Up, I Can't Hear You' tour."
--Conan O'Brien

"You know who I like is that John McCain. ... He looks like the guy at the
hardware store who makes the keys. He looks like the guy who can't stop talking
about how well his tomatoes are doing. He looks like the guy who goes into town
for turpentine. He looks like the guy who always has wiry hair growing out of
new places. He looks like the guy who points out the spots they missed at the
car wash." --David Letterman

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