Fun4U: The Constitution of Love

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PREAMBLE We the young in order for a more perfect kiss
enable to hug ... To promote the popularity of Love not to kiss who
you please but to please who you kiss.

CODE If you Love someone, show them and say so

STATEMENT If a kiss is the language of Love ... Then we
have a lot to talk about

METHODS OF LOVE Kiss on the ear is "I'm Horny" Kiss on
the cheek is "We're Friends" Kiss on the hand is "I Adore You" Kiss on
the shoulder is "I Want You" Kiss on the lips is "I Love You" Kiss on
everywhere else is "Let's get Busy" Holding hands is "We Can Learn To
Love Each Other" A wink is "Let's Get It On" Slap on the butt is "Watch
Out" Playing with the ear is "I Can't Live Without You" Arms around the
waist is "I Love You To Much To Let Go" Pulling hair on head is "Tell
Me You Love Me" Looking into each other's eyes is "Let's Get Romantic"
Holding on thigh is "Don't Let Go"

ADVICE If you are kissing someone, close your eyes,
it's not nice to stare.

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