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One who had a very mean looking Doberman insisted that
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dog in the county. The second just looked at his mangy
old yellow dog and said that he would wager his against
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they finally decided to let the dogs fight it out.

After a very short snarling match the old yellow dog
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The first farmer replied, "Well before he lost his
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