Fun4U: Four old cowboys

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Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing
in the world.

First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your
finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits
the brain."

Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open
your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."

Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press
that light switch, you go from dark to instant light." Fourth cowboy
says, "Well, I think its the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."

All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhea? Why?"

Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a
saloon last night and drank a buncha homemade Mexican tequila. On the way
home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two helpings
of her Mexican Special, which I suspect had been warmed over a time or
two, and a buncha jalapenas and some chili peppers I never saw before."

First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"

Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire
and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink,
or turn on that goddamn light ..."

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