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Good morning all.
I hope you had an enjoyable weekend. My two days of respite from the office involved
showing my sister and her boyfriend around the city, generally doing all the tourist
things. I also managed to finally purchase a new iron (!) and shower curtain -
domestication indeed!

Tom Evans
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+ General Joke
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it
safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious
error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'

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