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Evening folks. Just about recovered from the Nepal/India experience. Although,
ever since I returned from Asia, I've been seriously hungry all the time,
including scoffing numerous chocolate bars and sweet pastries inbetween meals.
Possibly, just possibly, I may have worms. Not great news..

Tom Evans
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A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African "bush tribe" whose men all had p3ni5es 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
member and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the member to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-
weight procedure?

'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband,'How is our little
"tribal experiment" coming along?'

'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.

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