Saturday 4 July 2009

JE - Wimbledon

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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the
car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared
in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed,
"Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver
sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. The passenger
rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said,
"What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"


The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it,"
to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.


A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The
driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the
speedometer says we're doing 80 now." All of a sudden there was a
light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.


"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window
and shakily said, "Yes?"


"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw
a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"


They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they
had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more
tapping.


"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and
screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"


The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the
mud?"

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