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My brother invited his boss to dinner.While waiting for my sister in
law to bring the roast to the table, the boss asked my teenage neice
what she was going to do in the summer holidays.
"I've got a job at the local garage," she replied,"I'm in charge of
the car and lorry wash."
"Oh that's all automated now, isn't it?" said the boss.
"No the wash is manual but we've just installed a mechanical air
drying system....."
His wife came into the room just in time to hear her daughter say,
"....so when the drivers come in, first I give them a hand j0b and the
I give them a blow."
And that is how the roast hit the carpet.
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