Tuesday, 21 July 2009

JE - Swine Flu

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Afternoon folks.
So the start of a new week on the anniversary of man reaching the moon.
Personally, nothing fascinates me more than Apollo 11 and all it encompasses.
No jokes attached, I find it remarkable that Armstrong et al would go to the moon
knowing they only had about a 50/50 chance of coming home. That's balls folks..

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