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Yo folks. Well I had a hectic week at work last week, therefore
JokeEmail didn't quite make it out of my inbox. I apologies profusely but
things just seem a little crazy at the moment. Unemployment up, England losing
at cricket, my bank balance teetering down near zero... it could also be the 80s.
On the bright side, it's Edinburgh Festival season, which means plenty of shows and
fun in my city for the next three weeks or so. I'll be honest, if I was a decent
host, I would provide a review or two on the shows I've seen, however I haven't made
it through the throngs of tourists to the festival shows yet, and I've already had
enough of the gawping visitors stopping dead in their tracks to stare at the Castle.
It's just a big building on a rock!!
Rant over, I'll return you to the bosom of the humor..
Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
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Swine Flu various..
I called the Swine Flu hotline - all I got was crackling
I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers. Another is
that you get the trotts.
I woke up with pig tails this morning ... Should I be worried?
The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it
must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal
application of 'oinkment'. IF YOU GET AN EMAIL ABOUT SWINE FLU DELETE IT AS
ITS ONLY SPAM.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1
neuraminidase protein 1.
Swine flu however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all going
to be cured anyway!
News Flash .... This just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a
joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the
aporkalypse.
A new film is being planned, called "Aporkalypse Now", with Kevin Bacon in
the lead role.
Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure
when pigs fly.
I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to
every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then,
isn't it?
This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamdemic,
don't believe the spam you're getting.
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