Saturday 15 August 2009

JE - The Race ..

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I promised on Wednesday, so I feel I can now provide you with
the detail of the most exciting travel excursion / activity
of 2009 (and maybe the decade..)

Based (loosely) on television game shows, myself and 14 friends
(mainly from the office), are jetting off 'blind' to an unknown
destination in mainland Europe. Once there, after a few glasses
of vino and some fresh seafood perhaps (or Maccy Ds and a coke)
it will be revealed where our flights home are already booked from..

.. in 72 hours.

Thus, The Race begins with 5 teams attempting to make it to the
final destination:
a) before everyone else
b) in time for your booked flight home

Failure to meet condition B will result in an extremely costly
flight home I am sure, and probably an enforced 'missed' day from work.
Which isn't a great thing to be doing in these times of job cuts.

So the race is on.

And I can't WAIT!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email


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After his recent hole in one, Frank and his buddies were hanging out and
planning a 3-day golf outing.


Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't allow it.


After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally
frustrated. The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf
resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the
lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!


"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Frank?"


"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, the wife snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back,
she was standing there in beautiful see through negligee and she said,
'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do
whatever you want'.....


SO, HERE I AM!"

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