JE - Obama Shows Us How

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Howdy folks.
So we have a new President in waiting, and I'm pleasantly pleased.
Aside from the $1000 hole in my wallet which McCain would have delivered
through my genius bet on him in January, I feel Mr Obama is more likely
to sort things out than grizzly John - he did seem a tad bitter towards
the end. The most amusing aspect of all of this is that Palin thinks
she might go for the top slot in 2012! I say take her out onto the tundra
now and put her out of her misery - still, she can at least look forward
to a future of cheap, trashy magazine stories. A career beckons..

Tom Evans
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Beware of a chiropractor who wears a neck brace.

Beware of bargains in life belts, parachutes and heart transplants.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day; if you aren't home by then
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Despite what you read in the papers, people don't usually die in
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