JE - McCain Ready to Rule

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+ The Starter
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One day to election fever.
My eleven month wager on McCain at odds of 20-1 seems unlikely to
deliver a hefty winter bonus for Tommy. But you never know..
you may note I have a vested in the election which makes it
difficult to be impartial!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ General Joke
An elderly couple was vacationing in the American West. Sam had always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. On the next to the last day
of their vacation, he saw the perfect boots on sale, bought them, and
proudly wore them home.

He sauntered into their hotel room and said to his wife, "Notice anything
different, Helen?"

Helen looked him over, and said: "Nope."

Sam replied excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"

Helen looked again. "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and clomped back
into the room, completely naked, except for his boots.

Again, he asked, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looked up and said: "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replied: "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam; you shoulda bought a
hat."

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