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MORE Product Labels Which Must Have Been Written By Blondes!

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

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On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.



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