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Alright guys. 4 days until my extreme snowboarding expedition to the
Alps... and I just know you're keen for an update on my leg injury!
Afraid it's not much better.. thinking of pumping my muscle full of
painkiller and riding on through the pain. Cuts out the middleman when I
invariably snap it in two after blitzing down the black runs at 60mph.
I'll keep you posted!
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Question: How many members of the Bush Administration doe it take to
change a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing
on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was
literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
actually managed to change the light bulb.
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