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Alrighty then... news of the week which has sent shockwaves through my
world at least, is that of David Beckham signing for LA Galaxy. I realise
this may be of little relevance or importance to the majority of readers..
but don't get used to that. This guy will be headline news for a good
while yet, whether you like it or not. Beckham *breeds* media attention,
be that friendly liaisons with his PA, his wife (ahem) enhancing her
appearance, or the occasional decent football/soccer game.
I fear for you guys.. Beckham-mania is heading your way, and although
Beckham himself is likeable (although sometimes coming across like the
village idiot), you have the appetising prospect of Victoria trying to
resurrect her 'musical' career. You have been warned!
And if you wonder what the fuss is about.. this is a clip from back in the
day..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOjqCqPfHao
Take it easy, see you Friday!
Tom Evans
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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles
from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his p**is in
one hand and his testicles in he other hand and takes a close look, and
says, "Sir,
there's nothing wrong with them."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was very nice young lady, but are... my... test... results...back?
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