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Morning all..
Hope you had an enjoyable weekend, and are ready, willing, and able
for an exciting week ahead. I took pleasure in having a VERY lazy
few days - watched a few DVDs, read the papers, and generally
hibernated from the vicious scottish weather outside. I swear you don't
get gales like this on the south side of the border!
This was particularly paramount when I finally ventured out of the flat
to go downhill mountain biking this arvo. Darkness was falling (at 4.30)
as we finally completed the climb to the top, buckled up our helmets
tight and readied ourselves for hurtling down the dangerously steep, bumpy
and downright lethal 'red' routes.
Suffice to say, I survived.. which is just as well since my snowboarding
holiday is but two weeks away. Meribel (French Alps) here I come!
Tom Evans
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Greg finally gets remarried and one day not long after the end of
their honeymoon his wife starts complaining about him spending all his
free time in a bar. So one night he takes her along with him.
"What'll you have?" Greg asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," his wife replied. So,
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