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Howdy folks,
So the important thing to remember is that although it's the first week
back at work after Christmas, we're already two thirds of the way through
it - within touching distance of the elusive weekend. I've foregone the
usual new year's resolutions this year, instead insisting to myself that I
WILL exercise daily to get rid of the tyre rapidly forming around my body.
Join me in our quest to jog/run/sprint off that poor fitness!
First step: 20 min run daily, followed by a wholesome home-made juice
drink. If you haven't got a juicer, get yourself one and start juicing!
Or... just sit back and enjoy the jokes and funny pictures. All new!
Tom Evans
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+ Golf Joke
One day Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They were at the tee of a
beautiful par 3, with a lake right in the middle of the fairway. Moses
selects a 5 iron, tees-up his ball and swings. His ball sails very high
and lands in the middle of the lake. He mutters to himself and tees-up
a second ball, this time selecting a 4 iron. This shot was perfect;
landing right in the middle of the green.
Jesus pauses for a moment to ponder his club selection. "Hmmmm.....
Tiger Woods would use this", he says as he picks up a 5 iron.
"But, Jesus. My 5 iron shot ended up in the lake. You should use a 4
iron!"
"Nope. Tiger would use a 5", insisted Jesus.
So, Jesus swings hard and alas his shot ends up in the middle of the lake
too. Jesus strolls over to the lake and walks out on the water to retrieve
his ball. As Jesus is walking on the water trying to locate his ball a
foursome comes up to the tee, sees a man walking on the water and one of
them exclaims, "Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
"No", explains Moses, "He is Jesus Christ. He *thinks* he's Tiger Woods."
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