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Morning folks!
Hope you're ready, willing, and able for the week ahead. And if not.. I'm
here to help! Personally, my two days away from the daily grind were
fairly reserved. Quiet night in on Friday watching the increasing furore
over here in the UK regarding 'racism' in the Big Brother house. No matter
what your standpoint, one thing is for certain.. you must be several
carrots short of a veggie patch to go on live 24/7 TV and tell some to
"f&&k off home". Career over, and I'm praying it may be the end of the
whole 'reality TV' concept. Whatever happened to real talent?
Anyways, rant over. I'm hastily constructing an oxygen tent to speed the
recovery of my injured lower leg, in anticipation of my snowboarding
holiday next week. Meribel/Courchevel (cheap last-minute allocation on
arrival) - here I come! Unless I'm still hobbling about, which wouldn't be
too good.
Right, til Weds..
ps checkout the baseball coach clip below - the guy is mental!!
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag.
He yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk."
"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a mean-spirited
lesb1an!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us"
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