Saturday, 24 February 2007

Joke Email - Ride that Duck

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Right folks, have a great weekend! My plans mainly remove around first
finding my relevant records to fill in my tax return, then filling in
said return so I don't get whacked by the tax office for a nice big
fine. They always seem to ruin the start of my new years with insisting
on completion of my return by the end of the month. Have a heart tax
man!!

On the plus side, the 9 to 5 job has improved measurably now I've
finally secured my promotion. Yep, I'm climbing that well-greased
corporate ladder now!

Rock and roll!

Tom Evans
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+ Topical Joke
London's Daily Telegraph reports on Saddam's death:

According to government spokesman Sami Al Askari, Saddam was asked
whether there was anything he wanted to say: "No, come no," he
replied. "Just do it."

Gee, I wonder how much Nike paid for *that* product placement?

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