Fun4U: Liar

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
   station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
   got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse
   and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will
   talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called
   up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking
   widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
   and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"


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