JE - Swine Flu

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Afternoon folks.
So the start of a new week on the anniversary of man reaching the moon.
Personally, nothing fascinates me more than Apollo 11 and all it encompasses.
No jokes attached, I find it remarkable that Armstrong et al would go to the moon
knowing they only had about a 50/50 chance of coming home. That's balls folks..

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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&;M University has invented a
bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing
up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when
cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after he had announced the invention, a large group of
men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

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JE - Mr Awesome

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he
insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't
go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."

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Fun4U: 100 Camels

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a
    Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.  An Arab salesman
    approached them carrying belts.
 
 After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they
    were from.
 
 "America," the husband replied.
 
 Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.  "She's not
    from the States."
 
 "Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he your
    husband?" "Yes." she replied.
 
 Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels for
    her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence.
    Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."
 
 After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband
    what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was
    trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."
 
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Fun4U: Just Counting

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There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21,
    21, 21..."
 
 Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?"
 
 The brunette replies, "Just counting."
 
 The blonde says, "May I join you?"
 
 "Yes," replies the brunette.
 
 So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad
    tracks saying," 21, 21, 21..."
 
 A train comes and the brunette jumps off the tracks as the blonde gets hit.
 
 After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the tracks and says,"22,
    22, 22..."
 
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Little Girl to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine
    months to download."
 
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Fun4U: Little Johnny 28

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class
    that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who
    answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On
    the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in
    the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday,
    the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again
    no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next
    Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.
 
 So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them
    black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At
    the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's
    question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong
    balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who
    find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
    The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
    Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya
    on Tuesday!"
 
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JE - Wimbledon

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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the
car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared
in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed,
"Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver
sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. The passenger
rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said,
"What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it,"
to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The
driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the
speedometer says we're doing 80 now." All of a sudden there was a
light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window
and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw
a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they
had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more
tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and
screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the
mud?"

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