JE - Better to have Loved and Lost..

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Morning guys.

Still in agony from my weekend exertions. If you fancy raising some
money for charity and putting yourself through the toil, pain, and
downright mental strain of walking 54 miles within 24 hours.

Check it out for next year!
http://www.caledonianchallenge.com

And if you go for it.. try to beat my time of 20 hours!

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Top 5 List of Things NOT To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her
Ultrasound

5) Thirsty?

4) Where did the extra set of arms come from?

3) Why does it look so much like a lizard?

2) So what ARE the characteristics of hermaphroditism?

1) Could we do that again? The nurse had me distracted.

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JE - A Spy Among Us..

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Morning guys.

I'll be honest... this morning I absolutely ache all over.
That's the bad news. The good news is that I had the mental resolve and
physical capability (just about) to walk the 54 miles of the West Highland
Way in 20 hours. The reason? The Caledonian Challenge - a gruelling
charity event where I swear the goal is physical exhaustion and pain.

Well, no matter. I completed it this year after the hypothermia issues of
last time around. Photos will follow!

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In a desperate attempt to win release from prison today, Paris Hilton
threatened to clean up her act. The announcement immediately sent
shockwaves throughout the media.

"I used to act dumb -- it was an act," she said. "I am 26 years old and
that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that
person for the young girls who looked up to me. God has given me this
new chance."

Editors of People Magazine and TMZ.com discounted the statement as a
bargaining ploy, and producers of The Simple Life at Fox TV hastened to
reassure the public that future episodes of the show would go on as
originally scheduled. God could not be reached for comment.

National news organizations, which have come to depend heavily in recent
days on the socialite and her adventures for the type of "human
interest" stories that maintain their audience, had little to say on the
matter. But inside sources indicated that a quiet search was underway
for a replacement, should the unthinkable ever become necessary.

The announcement could not come at a worse time. The entertainment
media is reeling from a series of setbacks, as star after star has
"matured," either entering drug rehab, adopting children or embarking on
apparently stable relationships. "Rosie O'Donnell can't carry this all
by herself," a news exec was heard to remark.

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Fun4U: What Do I Do Next?

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Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However,
    they have no idea what they're supposed to do once they get to their
    hotel room.
 
 The newlyweds decide to call the groom's mother and get some advice on
    what to do. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together
    and snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from
    there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens.
 
 The groom calls his mother back to find out what to do next. She says
    they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed and
    nature should takes its course. The bride and groom take his mother's
    advice but still nothing.
 
 He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
    she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it
    in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him.
 
 A few minutes later, he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have
    my nose in her armpit. What do I do next?"
 
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Fun4U: $50 Well Spent

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A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is
    concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop is charging are very
    high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have
    a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says.
 
 "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog."
 
 "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs."
 
 The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex,
    and because she is not particularly fond of it, she decides the frog
    might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents
    it to her husband, and explains its special value.
 
 The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that
    night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing her husband won't bother
    her that night.
 
 She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes
    downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and
    pans and pouring over cookbooks.
 
 "What are you two doing down here?" she asks.
 
 Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out
    of here!"
 
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