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Monday, 5 November 2007

No Holds Barred! 11-05-07

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Saturday, 3 November 2007

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+ Blonde Joke
A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Helloooooooooooo - it's
only 25 cents!"

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Friday, 2 November 2007

No Holds Barred! 11-02-07

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Thursday, 1 November 2007

Fun4U: Things Only a Mom Can Teach

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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION....
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back
    to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC ...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the
    store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE....
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, you're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me about ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold."

My Mother taught me HUMOR ...
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS....
"You're just like your father!"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS....
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite ... JUSTICE....
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....then
    you'll see what it's like."

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+ General Joke
Take care with where you go for holidays. You never know who you may meet.

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~
Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.

They were both stunned.

How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to
enjoy the sunshine.

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different
colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good
morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

She replied,

"Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."

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Monday, 5 November 2007

No Holds Barred! 11-05-07

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Friday, 2 November 2007

No Holds Barred! 11-02-07

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Thursday, 1 November 2007

Fun4U: Things Only a Mom Can Teach

Fun4U: Did you pour beer on my trousers?

JE - Would You Have..

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