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Howdy folks.
So I'm back to chilly Scotland after a week burning in the sun-drenched
Dominican Republic. Was particularly relaxing, played a few games of
tennis, tried to windsurf (can't apparently) and lazed by the pool. Wasn't
particularly impressed by the flights both ways, which has made me less
than the keenest flyer. Imagine your plane dropping about 20 feet suddenly
on approach, with the passengers screaming. Hmm... wasn't the best..
Tom Evans
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Monday, 1 October 2007
Fun4U: Army vs Marines
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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for
Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next
to the two Marines.
The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get
a coke." "No problem," said the Soldier, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier's shoe and spit in
it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle
seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone,
the Marine picked up the soldier's other shoe and spit in it. The
Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the
short flight to Houston.
As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" the Soldier asked.
"This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
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Fun4U: Potatoes
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There was a red head, a blond, and a brunette running from the cops,
and they come across an old abandon house. They run inside, and the
brunette sees 3 burlap sacks.
She picks it up and puts it on over her head, huddles in the corner,
and says meow, meow, meow. So the cops come in the house and go up
to the bag, and kicked it, and say, "It must be a bag of kittens",
and they move on.
The red head grabs another one of the sacks pulls it over her head,
huddles in the corner, and says woof, woof, woof. The cops walk by,
and shine the flashlight on them, kicked the bag, and say, "It must
be a bag of puppies." They move on.
The blond grabs the last sack, puts it over her head, and huddles in the
corner. She starts saying potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.
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