JE - Personal Torture

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Booked my holiday and flying today!
Say hello to the Caribbean! Don't worry though, whilst I'm sunning myself
on

the beach, Joke Email will keep on rolling..

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Gee, I hope O.J.'s recent arrest doesn't distract him from his search
for the real killers...

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JE - Just What Your Ex Needs..

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Hmm.. bit of a logistical issue confronts me today. My frugal nature
forces me to NEVER pay the full amount for anything, inparticular package
holidays to the Caribbean. The obvious reason is that I'm invariably a lot
more flexible about where I'll go and when than a holiday company. Thus,
it's a buyer's market, and therefore MY market.

Or so I thought.

Constrained to flying on Friday, I've been eagerly watching the prices
fall, day after day. Only they've been rising, and the holidays vanishing.
I've just been told the flight has sold out. This is NOT good news,
repeat.. this is NOT good news!

Spain again then..

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I was listening to a story about Allen Greenspan on NPR this morning.
Apparently he courted his wife with an essay on the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Gee, I wonder why I never thought of that approach?

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JE - Why Post It Notes are Ace

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Monday rolls into view. I hate Mondays.

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a
pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and
catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it
on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the
alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - "Damn it, this one
isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"

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